{"id":67,"date":"2026-05-11T20:07:14","date_gmt":"2026-05-11T20:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/?p=67"},"modified":"2026-05-11T20:07:14","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T20:07:14","slug":"bug-yellow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/2026\/05\/11\/bug-yellow\/","title":{"rendered":"TOP 10 REASONS WHY PERL IS BETTER"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Perl is a better name, CloudPress sounds dumb and stupid and and and DUMB and such<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>CloudPress is WORDSLOP which is BAD no bueno and yeah<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Perl is PEAK and interesting, which CloudPress is disgusting<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I hate CloudPress, and like I don&#8217;t hate Perl, so its better automatically<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Umm It Is Bad yeah take that CloudPress<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It is soooo boring and I hate it<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Perl is just better<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Perl has like interestingness to it<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kian prefers it<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I prefer it<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">AND THATS WHY!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AND THATS WHY!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pagelayer_contact_templates":[],"_pagelayer_content":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5,6,9,10],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cybersecurity","category-performance","category-security","category-storage","category-web","tag-perlisbetter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":69,"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/69"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/raye2028.smtchs.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}