Evan: Past 
Evan spent years refining his skills as a Spy for the North Korean Government. Unfortunately, the US caught on instantly and sent a counterspy, Kian (pictured to the right) to apprehend him. Fortunately, Evan is so bad at being a Spy, he did absolutely nothing that could incriminate himself.
Evan: Present
Currently, Evan is evading the Italian Mafia, because he accidentally kinda broke his pasta when he was cooking it.
Evan: Future
In the Future, Evan plans on becoming the Supreme Dictator of the World. He just needs the key to the universe, and then he can officially fulfill the prophecy.