1. Perl is a better name, CloudPress sounds dumb and stupid and and and DUMB and such
2. CloudPress is WORDSLOP which is BAD no bueno and yeah
3. Perl is PEAK and interesting, which CloudPress is disgusting
4. I hate CloudPress, and like I don't hate Perl, so its better automatically
5. Umm It Is Bad yeah take that CloudPress
6. It is soooo boring and I hate it
7. Perl is just better
8. Perl has like interestingness to it
9. Kian prefers it
10. I prefer it

AND THATS WHY!!!